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Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it possible for people who claim to be genuine and honest to actually not be? If so, why do they behave this way?

Still no good

—

No go.

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

So they tried

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

'Brady Bunch' Star Mourns Terrible Loss: 'My Heart is Broken' - Yahoo

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is fitness important?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

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